tinySmut are a form of flash fiction, microerotica I write on twitter.

I first encountered flash fiction back in college, where I was a writing major.  In one of several writing workshop classes I took we read this amazing book, Sudden Fiction International.

I love good flash. It tells a whole story in a tiny space. With a tight economy of words, you establish characters, backstory, plot, conflict, and resolution.

Most flash is 300 - 500 words. 

Years later, on twitter I started participating in an activity where each Friday, people would write sexy tweets and tag them #fucktoyfriday. 

For a while it was fun. Then I noticed some things. 

  • MANY of the tweets were misogynist.
  • There was a lot of hamfisted, inelegant repetition. "So I came on her face!"
  • The hashtag was only meant to be used on Fridays!
  • That hashtag sure was kinda long.

So I decided to make my own, much shorter hashtag, #tinySmut, and a twitter account by the same name, and thus, tinySmut was born!

Guidelines

If you're going to write tinySmut of your own, you're of course free to do so however you please.  Here are the guidelines I follow.

  • Know who the characters are in your head, even if you never name them.
  • Don't be afraid to let action happen "off-camera" before and after the story. Hint. Suggest. Tease.
  • Write over the 140 character limit, then edit out all the fluff.
  • Seek visceral reaction from the reader. Go for the throat. Don't hold back.

That's really all there is to it. It's sort of an art. I hope I see some of your #tinySmut on twitter soon! 

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So, like you do, I was clipping photos out of a life hacking post that was filled with advertising and spam, because some of these hacks really are great when I noticed something peculiar about this one. 

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Yes, using bread clips to label & organize your power cords is brilliant.  However, look at what's written on these four particular clips:

* Mouse (that's fine)

* Power (still perfectly normal)

* Hot tub (curious) 

* Life support (now we descend into madness) 

What exactly is going on here?  As I figure it, a terminally ill girl, who is HOOKED TO LIFE SUPPORT has been helped into a HOT TUB by a well-meaning, supportive, but ultimately possessed-of-poor-judgment boyfriend.

Being the plucky, take-charge sort of guy he is, he's going to run her life support computer from INSIDE THE HOT TUB.

This can't possibly end well. But you never know, I mean, look how organized the guy is, right?

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One of the reasons I wanted to start this blog was to make an organic, non-pushy-in-your-face way to promote my books. 

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That little beauty there is the sales performance of Concerning Littleton in the last 30 days. Check out the spike yesterday, the same day as this blog went live. 

Now I know that you can't read too much into statistics. The causality of an inferred statistic can be a logical fallacy, like how eating more ice cream makes it more likely you'll drown. (That's because people eat more ice cream in the summer, and also swim more, too.). As Mark Twain said, "there are lies, damn lies, and statistics."  

Still, I can't help but marvel at the surge.  

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